Totally Koalafied Kids' T-Shirt

This beautifully majestic hand sewn tee was knit together by a band of blind 80 year old Korean bandit women.The damaged bandit women who furiously and tediously plucked the silken gray hair from their poor tender heads have very little to say when quizzed about the harsh conditions of the amazon. Right before we left the senior death camp, the eldest blind bandit of the most notorious dam band of damaged bitches handed us the most grand ham sandwiches a mans hands ever did land.